Nightmares

so what you are about to read will give you the eeby geebies!!! As always i am interested in what other people do for a living. so when i met Greg's brother and sister in law i started asking questions about what they do. one being a paramedic and the other being a prison guard i was VERY interested.

ohhh DEAR!!! yeah, thats all i have to say!!!



apparently the prisoners in the jail had their brooms confiscated b/c they were "playing with them" - - and they were attaching coat hangers to the broom handles and putting one end in the electrical socket and the other end up their you know what!!! GROSS!!! guess it gave a little umph for 'shock' value... (sorry bad pun i know).

yep, how GROSS IS THAT!!! i will never look at a broom the same way again.

apparently the guards walked by and they were just be having fun with their brooms and wave at the guard!! nightmares!!!

then there was another story where the paramedic was called b/c one of the prisoners put the spring from a clicky pen up his penis! to "see what would happen" - - so apparently he didn't win "smartest prisoner" award that year.

Judgement day

Last night I went to Gracie's in the west end to see Monday's Grace (good show Greg - i especially like that Mr. Jones has made it into the play list). As always was a great time :) we danced, we talked, we drank, we ate - - and of course I judged!!! :) :)

i don't care if it makes me a bad person in some of your eyes, the only difference is that i write down my thoughts and comments, we all know that people think these things. And yeah, i prob make people's list sometimes... but whatever, hope i bring them as much joy as they bring me.

So last night... we have the following unfortunate events:
1. a girl was wearing a brown dress, very nice dress... but she was wearing it with Tivas. you remember, those hideous ugly velcro sandals that looked around 20 years old after 1 use... yep, stylin... let me tell you.


2. next we had muffin top girl. i will say she had nice'ish hair, but she was wearing a tank top that was too small (she does get kudos for wearing a bra that went with her tank - - common offence by Gracie's patrons), and then she had on white runners, a white plastic belt, and these beige khaki baggy pants... well - - as i mentioned at the start - -the key to this story is muffin top. poor girl, she was very thin, but she bought pants that were too small, or grew out of them, and didn't upgrade. oh well... she was entertaining... wonder if she ever did have friends show up or if she flew solo the whole night.
3. socks with birkenstocks .. yep, sooo cliche, but it was there.

As you can tell i didn't stay late - - or maybe there were just not very many people worth judging.

my people of course looked fab! Shannon - - those were GREAT SHOES!

Am I missing something?

Ummm I think I’m missing something - - the ad said the dress was gorgeous?

Gorgeous Satin, Lace and Sequinned Gown