So, lets get right to today’s story… Cows. And why cows you might ask? Well for those of you who know me, know that I LOVE cows. I mean, what other animal can be eaten, worn, and drank???
This is a picture of Teri – Cow. Yes, I love cow’s so much that my awesome friend’s Carolyn and Rob named their first female baby cow after me! Some may take this as an insult, but I was so thrilled! (and no, Teri-Cow is NOT a beef cow… she is a breeding cow - hee hee).
Cow Facts:
· Cows have accents
· Cow in Australia is getting an artificial leg
· Swiss cows are scary – they attack people that try to hug them (stupid people, why would you hug a cow???)
· A bull’s penis is in the middle of his stomach near his belly button. This is b/c they have little penis’ and are not very agile, so for it to do it’s job, this is where it must be located. (I have no link for this, but my friend drew me a diagram at a party once. And he is a cow expert.)
All of these cow facts came from reputable sources... If you don't believe me I can send you the links.
PS - this story is in PURPLE b/c when i was four i wanted to be a purple cow when i grew up.
PPS - I hope this blog entry brought rays of sunshine to your day!
There once was a shoe... and it was SOOOO ugly (not like dolphins - they are cute!). These ugly plastic shoes are better known as Crocs.... And you ALL know what i'm talking about.
Now I must ask... WHY?? Why would you buy such an ugly shoe?
Whenever I talk about crocs and how ugly they are, all i hear from people are "Oh but I hear they are very comfortable". What do i have to say to that? Well... you don't see me wearing my pajammas to work, or sweatpants and runners to a wedding or a fancy restaurant! I will admit that there is a market for crocs... cottages, beaches, gardens...and any other non-public place.
I would also like to point out that I am not alone on these thoughts. Shoewawa readers voted Crocs as the Ugly Shoe of 2005! (not only are we Canadian's wearing ugly crocs, but we are apparently wearing them after europeans have already deamed them ugly).
And that is the story of the ugly shoe... stay tuned for more Fashion "problems"... perhaps next topic will be these skinny jeans...
YAY, for once the CSA isn't a thorn in my side :) :) we got a 2 week extension on this HUGE proposal (that we havn't really started i may add). Here i was mentally preparing for a horrible drive to the Space Agency in Saint Hubert (past MTL) next wednesday.
And even if we procrastinate a bit more, still won't be me driving it! b/c i leave for Vancouver on the 4th!!! :) some other sucker can do that!!!
My boss wanted to kiss me when I told him about the extension - - i ran away...
Welcome to my blog. I figured that since i ALWAYS have something interesting to say i should probably start a blog so that everyone can share in my stories...
so here it goes...
Teri Anne
ps - - iff yu hav a problum whith mye speling - keap ite two yurself!
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