Today's Special is..... COWS

So, lets get right to today’s story… Cows. And why cows you might ask? Well for those of you who know me, know that I LOVE cows. I mean, what other animal can be eaten, worn, and drank???

This is a picture of Teri – Cow. Yes, I love cow’s so much that my awesome friend’s Carolyn and Rob named their first female baby cow after me! Some may take this as an insult, but I was so thrilled! (and no, Teri-Cow is NOT a beef cow… she is a breeding cow - hee hee).

Cow Facts:

· Cows have accents
· Cow in Australia is getting an artificial leg
· Swiss cows are scary – they attack people that try to hug them (stupid people, why would you hug a cow???)
· A bull’s penis is in the middle of his stomach near his belly button. This is b/c they have little penis’ and are not very agile, so for it to do it’s job, this is where it must be located. (I have no link for this, but my friend drew me a diagram at a party once. And he is a cow expert.)

All of these cow facts came from reputable sources... If you don't believe me I can send you the links.

PS - this story is in PURPLE b/c when i was four i wanted to be a purple cow when i grew up.
PPS - I hope this blog entry brought rays of sunshine to your day!