A solution for the coyote problem

I have discovered a solution to the coyote problem that is wreaking havoc on Greely, Manotick Station and now Barhaven to name a few places...

HAMMOCKS!!!

what? you may ask... how will this solve our problem??? WELL this new website i am now obsessed with (thanks dan! - www.trendhunter.com) had these coyote hammocks the other day. and they are on sale for over 8,000!!!! so not only would we eradicate our coyote infestation, but our city could make some money in the process.